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ApocaPack Merch

Nothing is made yet. These are the four designs we'd like to produce, now in a few colourways, with 'Prepared, Not Paranoid.' on the back of the hoodie and tee. Tell us the colour and size you'd want and we'll only make the ones enough people actually want. No payment now, and we'll email you once, when there's news.

Readiness Hoodie design concept in Navy — front viewComing soon

The one we most want to make

Readiness Hoodie

Heavyweight hoodie with the ApocaPack shield embroidered on the chest and 'Prepared, Not Paranoid.' printed across the back. Brushed inside, built for cold sheds, dog walks and power cuts.

Back: Big two-line orange print across the shoulders — 'PREPARED,' / 'NOT PARANOID.'

Around £45 (indicative)

Preferred colour
Shield Tee design concept in Navy — front viewComing soon

Everyday, understated

Shield Tee

Organic heavyweight cotton tee with a small orange shield on the chest and 'Prepared, Not Paranoid.' printed across the shoulders. Nothing shouty — just a quiet nod to being the household that's sorted.

Back: Two-line orange print across the shoulders — 'PREPARED,' / 'NOT PARANOID.'

Around £22 (indicative)

Preferred colour
Enamel Camp Mug design concept in Navy / orange rim — front viewComing soon

Works when the kettle doesn't

Enamel Camp Mug

Enamel mug with a contrast rim and the tagline wrapped round the back. Camping stove safe, and the mug you'll actually reach for when the power is off and the gas ring is on.

Back: Two-line orange print on the reverse — 'PREPARED,' / 'NOT PARANOID.'

Around £14 (indicative)

Preferred colour
Beanie & Patch Set design concept in Navy — front viewComing soon

Winter kit essentials

Beanie & Patch Set

Ribbed beanie plus an embroidered ApocaPack patch for your grab bag, jacket or car kit. Sold as a pair.

Around £18 (indicative)

Preferred colour

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